Re: The Trio and Their Mascot

[Cedahlia]

"You basically did," Wolf said, that's what he'd heard when Strife had commented on how it wasn't normal.

"Look, we've been friends for year's, no need to tip toe. You think being normal is boring and Strife thinks our lifestyle is abnormal. That's fair, for you both. But if you fight, I'm going to have to jump on this table and tell the entire bar that my dick is bigger than all three of yours and that's going to get everyone riled up. We don't need a scene, come on now..." Jes said, using his usual humour to diffuse the situation. It worked at least for Wolf.

Who chuckled as he drank more of his beer. "You gotta stop checking our junk when we use urinals, Jes."

"I can't help it, I just need to know."

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Strife face palmed. "You're a creepy fucker," he said to Jes, with humor. He went back to his drink as well. He had no interest in continuing their heated discussion when it was making the other two uncomfortable.

Alex made a sound of relief. He hadn't wanted them to start fighting over something like that. He finished his drink. No alcohol for him. He didn't touch the stuff. It killed brain cells.

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"Yeah, but I'm your best friend anyway. So what does that say about you??" Jes asked with the biggest of grins.

"That we are all secretly creepers. Even Alex." Wolf said with a snort, because he knew Alex would just be embarrassed.

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"I am not creepy!" Alex protested. He was adorable, not creepy at all.

"No, kid. You are definitely creepy," Strife said with a grin. He knew it would make Alex embarrassed too. It was so fun to tease him.

Alex groaned and turned red. He didn't want to be a creeper.

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"Yeah, dude. I've seen you creepering on Wolf all the time." Jes joined in, because teasing Alex was too easy, which made it more fun.

"Oh yeah? Is that right?" Wolf laughed, but he totally believed it. Alex wouldn't be obvious about his perving.

"Yip, whenever he thinks you're not looking."

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Alex looked surprised. "I'm not a pervert," he stammered with large eyes. He really didn't want Wolf to think that.

Strife thought that Wolf would like it for all Alex's protests. "Oh you're definitely a pervert for him. You're not as smooth with that covert leering as you think you are."

"Ugh," Alex said and hid his face. His friends were so mean.

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Wolf cracked up and squished Alex against him a little bit more. "It's only human, to appreciate the form of a body." He teased.

"Like, seriously. Alex, at least you're quiet about it. Unlike me, because damn, that ass." Jes said and leaned to the side, so they weren't in his way. A very fine and perky of a Hunter had walked in. "I could bounce a coin off that thing."

"See, he's the disgusting kind." Wolf chuckled.

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Strife looked and then started laughing. "See Alex, as long as you're not acting like him, you're golden," he assured the boy.

"Oh," Alex said quietly.

"Besides, as much as we tease you, this one was worse," Strife said and gestured to Wolf.

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"How was I worse?" Wolf asked, slightly surprised but also amused. "I'm just honest and stubborn. That's me."

Jes laughed but said nothing. "I don't even care if her face is as pretty. I'd do anything for a slice of that ass."

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"Still worse," Strife said. "Not as bad as this one though," he added as he looked at Jes. Granted, they didn't get a lot of women there so Jes wasn't the only one checking her out.

Alex got over being embarrassed and just shook his head at Jes. "A pretty face is going to be your downfall."

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"True, but what a way to go..." Jes said, with the biggest grin. "Is that actual fact? Please tell me it is."

Wolf just snorted. He didn't even bother to look at the woman who Jes was eyeing up. No interest.

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"I'm not telling," Alex said stubbornly because he'd been teased. "If you want that answer then you can find an Oracle."

"I'd believe it though," Strife said. He'd only looked briefly out of curiosity. He was by no means celibate or a prude but his interest in such things were lower than Jester's. That was probably the case for most people. Guy was a horn dog.

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"Dude, I thought we were friends." Jes said, feeling so very hurt. Jokingly. Of course.

"Not that good of a friend, obviously." Wolf teased, because he just had too.

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"You thought wrong," Alex said, completely deadpan.

"Damn, Alex," Strife replied, going along with it even though he knew the kid was joking.

Alex started laughing. He'd tried to hard to be serious but he'd only been able to keep it up for so long.

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"You wound me." Jes said and covered his eyes as if he was going to cry. "So mean," be said dramatically.

Wolf looked shocked that Alex had even done that. In a massively amused way. "Damn, you're brutal."

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Alex looked up at Wolf. "I'm not all sweets and innocence," he said.

"Only just mostly," Strife said. He was rather surprised that Alex had gone there too. "Shit, I think we're rubbing off on him." That was the only explanation for it. "It's all right buddy," he said and smacked Jes' shoulder in a guy sort of way. "You'll get over this."

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